National Weather Service totally prepared for zombie ... - blog*spot

You know, I talk a lot about zombie apocalypse preparedness. I even bought a house that featured no less than three redundant energy systems, plaster walls and a basement with a pool table and enough storage for three years worth of canned food and no less than four sawed-off shotguns. This is an?important American priority, because I will not be eaten by the undead. I have too much to live for, even in a post-apocalyptic society.

If I?m going to survive the end of the world, and die preserving my freedom and the American way, I?m going to do it in the goddam Thunderdome, and?no where else.

And if you think I?m kidding about zombie preparedness being a national priority, just talk to the National Weather Service, which, despite being what I would consider very low on the totem pole as far as invasion targets, and incredibly unlikely to have to defend itself,?ordered 46,000 rounds of ammunition and lots of paper targets?from the central stores.

Following a request for 450 million rounds of ammunition for DHS and ICE earlier this year,?the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration is looking for 46,000 rounds of ammunition for the?National Weather Service.

The National Weather Service stations in Ellsworth, Maine, and New Bedford, Mass.,?are slated to receive 16,000 rounds of .40 S&W ? jacketed hollow point (JHP) bullets.

Jacketed hollow points usually have a layer of copper around the lead to provide strength and prevent the barrel of the gun getting ?fouled up with soft lead.

Either they know something we don?t about the future of this great nation, or their response to the imminent threat of Global Climate Change has definitely taken a turn for the strange. The National Weather Service has clearly given up merely warning humanity of the apocalyptic results of their fluorocarbon contributions to the Earth?s atmosphere and has taken to?shooting that goddamned motherf***er IN THE FACE.

That adorable lightening cloud logo is just to lure you in and provide cover for the deadly secret NWS is holding at its heart:?murder, mayhem and destruction.

~http://nakeddc.com/

Source: http://zombobszombiemoviereviews.blogspot.com/2012/08/national-weather-service-totally.html

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